Mobile mountain lodge

Complete with spacious open lounge, roaring open fire and fine dining.
Generous accommodation .
Snow trips (seasonal)
Trout fishing, drinking beer with cobbers, cooking top shelf stuff from an extensive menu. Breakfast lunch and dinner as required.
Developed over years of campsite competitiveness amongst said cobbers.

Takes a bit to pack up and move on, but that's half the fun.
The other half's throwing it around the hills.